the fishing slot is rinsing me dry

You know the one — fisherman, boat, the lot. It has been teasing me with two scatters for a fortnight and I've nowt to show for it but a lighter wallet.

Why do I keep going back? That's the real question.

Because it's designed to make you feel the bonus is one spin away. It isn't. Walk away for a week, you'll thank yourself.

Haha, I had the opposite — it bonused three times in one evening last week and I've been dining out on that ever since. It's a fickle mistress.

bonused three times in one evening

Right, that's it, I'm switching games purely out of spite.